Questions 15 and 16

Why is purple the best color?
-Lei

Yo Lei Lei Lei! #A020F0 is the best color BECAUSE I SAY SO! And since I rule the world my word is THE word. Just kidding. Purple is the best color because it won the contest. Every 7654324567890 million years there's a contest, more like a pageant, in which all colors, (even those indistinguishable by the Human Eye) compete for the Best Color in the Universe title. So, for about 7654324567889 million years purple will still be the best color! ^^.

Shaina, why is your ass so round, beautiful and perfect?
-b1gd1ck

Woah! $m@lld1ck is still in town! Well, you see, once I was watching E! and this reality show called Doctor 90210 was on. I instantly became fascinated by his skills, so I gave him a call, got an appointment and BAM! He worked his magic on my derrière! I recommend him 100%, maybe you should have a talk with him about your little issue, if you know what I mean...

Questions 13 and 14

How am I going to end up in life?

-Jonatán Vila :D

Jonatán, good to see you around! I hate to break it to you, but you'll end up as every other living creature, dead.

Do you think a man (say, 6'4" tall) and a girl (thin, about 5'4") look good together? Or just plain awkward... I know this has a lot to do with the couple as a whole.  but just based on size, what do you think about that?

-b1gd1ck

Hey $m@lld1ck! No, no can do. Not only the two of you would look ridiculous together but it might bring great disgrace to both of your families, it's a Feng Shui thing, I doubt you'd understand.

Questions 11 and 12

Is it bad to think in things that people dont think in/know of?

-LSD

Of course not, that's called being a visionary. Leonardo da Vinci, for example, was a great visionary. Also   Galileo Galilei, he was always looking through his telescope to know if the Earth really stood still as the Church had always said and like people believed, of course he ended up incarcerated and blind! hmmm...   Also when Adam and Eve started to think in the things they shouldn't have everything went south! If you open your eyes you might be able to see the pattern, so if you want to live a happy long life you better stick with the heard LSD, think inside the box, DON'T LEAVE THE BOX, STICK TO IT!!!!

Im in love with Shaina and I can't stop thinking about her, is that wrong?

-Steven

It might be SERIOUSLY wrong if you forget you need to breathe because you are only thinking about her (me)! As you might know, breathing is a essential process in our lives as Aerobic organisms!!! If you don't breathe you die, If you don't breathe you die, If you don't breathe you die, If you don't breathe you die, If you don't breathe you die, If you don't breathe you die, If you don't breathe you die, If you don't breathe you die, If you don't breathe you die, If you don't breathe you die, If you don't breathe you die, repeat until you are certain you will not forget it. You need to remember that if don't love Shaina you might still get a shot at life, but without the oxygen acquired through breathing you will absolutely die! Love breathing!

Questions 9 and 10

Why do men have nipples?

-LSD

That's an easy question and the answer is: "Because all humans are female prior to the 7th week in the wound of the mother, that's when the male fetus starts to produce hormones." So yeah, for about 6 weeks of your life you were a GIRL. I hope that doesn't interfere with your sexual life. You were a girl, but now you are a boy, simple. Now, cuz that was such an easy question, I propose you this one instead: Why, against all good sense of engineering, are testicles on the outside?

Does God exist? How? Where?

-LSD

Yes he does. How? Well, it all started when his father and mother had sex and became pregnant, or if you are under 10 then he exists because the stork delivered him. Where? I'd tell you he is in a house in L.A with his roommates Santa and the Easter Bunny but since they are under the witness protection program and Darth Vader is looking for them, I'll tell that I don't know where he is...

Question 8

Why do people fear death?

-Lei

Do people fear death? I wasn't aware of this. I thought people loved death and they loved going to funerals cause everyone looks splendid in black. I even planned going to 3 funerals one day with my friends! There are also a thousand TV shows about the topic too and they are so popular!!! When did this fear thing started? OMG I fear not knowing the answer!!! T.T

Question 7

Shaina, why the waffles are so tasty to me, yet, I haven't eaten one in my life?

-Lei

Hello Lei, glad to see your first question. The reason that this happens Lei is that you are sexually aroused by square shaped food. Don't try to deny, just embrace that reality! If you don't believe this just search "square watermelon" and you'll find yourself drooling all over your keyboard. Another proof is that you have tried pancakes but don't actually "love" them just cause they are so round, and let's face it; waffles and pancakes are basically the same!

Yours answerly, Shaina.

Question 6

Dear Shaina:

When is Joma going to be my girlfriend?

-Viann Chan

Dear Viann, I hate to break it to you but it seems like Joma is after a bigger, more prehistoric yet purpler "male" figure; yes, Joma is in love with Barney... So even if things don't work out so well with him, Joma's second choice would be a vampire. That little girl has a peculiar taste in men, but we are not here to judge; just answer questions.