Questions 11 and 12

Is it bad to think in things that people dont think in/know of?

-LSD

Of course not, that's called being a visionary. Leonardo da Vinci, for example, was a great visionary. Also   Galileo Galilei, he was always looking through his telescope to know if the Earth really stood still as the Church had always said and like people believed, of course he ended up incarcerated and blind! hmmm...   Also when Adam and Eve started to think in the things they shouldn't have everything went south! If you open your eyes you might be able to see the pattern, so if you want to live a happy long life you better stick with the heard LSD, think inside the box, DON'T LEAVE THE BOX, STICK TO IT!!!!

Im in love with Shaina and I can't stop thinking about her, is that wrong?

-Steven

It might be SERIOUSLY wrong if you forget you need to breathe because you are only thinking about her (me)! As you might know, breathing is a essential process in our lives as Aerobic organisms!!! If you don't breathe you die, If you don't breathe you die, If you don't breathe you die, If you don't breathe you die, If you don't breathe you die, If you don't breathe you die, If you don't breathe you die, If you don't breathe you die, If you don't breathe you die, If you don't breathe you die, If you don't breathe you die, repeat until you are certain you will not forget it. You need to remember that if don't love Shaina you might still get a shot at life, but without the oxygen acquired through breathing you will absolutely die! Love breathing!

Questions 9 and 10

Why do men have nipples?

-LSD

That's an easy question and the answer is: "Because all humans are female prior to the 7th week in the wound of the mother, that's when the male fetus starts to produce hormones." So yeah, for about 6 weeks of your life you were a GIRL. I hope that doesn't interfere with your sexual life. You were a girl, but now you are a boy, simple. Now, cuz that was such an easy question, I propose you this one instead: Why, against all good sense of engineering, are testicles on the outside?

Does God exist? How? Where?

-LSD

Yes he does. How? Well, it all started when his father and mother had sex and became pregnant, or if you are under 10 then he exists because the stork delivered him. Where? I'd tell you he is in a house in L.A with his roommates Santa and the Easter Bunny but since they are under the witness protection program and Darth Vader is looking for them, I'll tell that I don't know where he is...

Question 8

Why do people fear death?

-Lei

Do people fear death? I wasn't aware of this. I thought people loved death and they loved going to funerals cause everyone looks splendid in black. I even planned going to 3 funerals one day with my friends! There are also a thousand TV shows about the topic too and they are so popular!!! When did this fear thing started? OMG I fear not knowing the answer!!! T.T

Question 7

Shaina, why the waffles are so tasty to me, yet, I haven't eaten one in my life?

-Lei

Hello Lei, glad to see your first question. The reason that this happens Lei is that you are sexually aroused by square shaped food. Don't try to deny, just embrace that reality! If you don't believe this just search "square watermelon" and you'll find yourself drooling all over your keyboard. Another proof is that you have tried pancakes but don't actually "love" them just cause they are so round, and let's face it; waffles and pancakes are basically the same!

Yours answerly, Shaina.

Question 6

Dear Shaina:

When is Joma going to be my girlfriend?

-Viann Chan

Dear Viann, I hate to break it to you but it seems like Joma is after a bigger, more prehistoric yet purpler "male" figure; yes, Joma is in love with Barney... So even if things don't work out so well with him, Joma's second choice would be a vampire. That little girl has a peculiar taste in men, but we are not here to judge; just answer questions.

Question 5

Dear Shaina,

1. Why?

2. If we dig a hole from here (Santiago, Dominican Republic), where would we end up on the other side of the world?

ATT: Rafa

1) Rafa darling! Why not? WHY NOT?! You have got to get yourself a new positive and open attitude. Openness is the key. If you follow my advice you'll start to see that there are more than 7 colors in the rainbow. Why not?!, remember, why not?!.

2) Sadly we wouldn't end up in China. The antipodal (opposite point of any place in the world) of Santiago, D.R. is the Indian Ocean. So next time you try to get yourself on a little trip to the other side of the world make sure to pack your bathing suit along with a lifesaver or inflatable boat. ;)

Question 4

I want to know where will I meet him, and how. And also what should I do when it happens?

-Joma

Dear Joma, glad to see you've come back for more wise advices! About "the encounter", it'll happen when you least expect it, trust me! When it happens you should just tell him that you love him too, cuz that's really what Barney likes to hear when you first meet him. I know it's kinda odd to talk about love the first time you meet someone but he's a giant purple dinosaur for god's sake; there's nothing normal about it!!!