domingo, 3 de octubre de 2010

Question 5

Dear Shaina,

1. Why?

2. If we dig a hole from here (Santiago, Dominican Republic), where would we end up on the other side of the world?

ATT: Rafa

1) Rafa darling! Why not? WHY NOT?! You have got to get yourself a new positive and open attitude. Openness is the key. If you follow my advice you'll start to see that there are more than 7 colors in the rainbow. Why not?!, remember, why not?!.

2) Sadly we wouldn't end up in China. The antipodal (opposite point of any place in the world) of Santiago, D.R. is the Indian Ocean. So next time you try to get yourself on a little trip to the other side of the world make sure to pack your bathing suit along with a lifesaver or inflatable boat. ;)

sábado, 4 de septiembre de 2010

Question 4

I want to know where will I meet him, and how. And also what should I do when it happens?
-Joma

Dear Joma, glad to see you've come back for more wise advices! About "the encounter", it'll happen when you least expect it, trust me! When it happens you should just tell him that you love him too, cuz that's really what Barney likes to hear when you first meet him. I know it's kinda odd to talk about love the first time you meet someone but he's a giant purple dinosaur for god's sake; there's nothing normal about it!!!

viernes, 6 de agosto de 2010

Question 3

Shaina, How do I decide my profession? How do I know what my true passion is?
-Adriana

Dear Adriana, I advice you to go back to basics. What do you wanted to be as a little girl? Find something related to it and you'll find your true passion.
e.g If You wanted to be a Ballet Dancer become a Pole Dancer, if you wanted to be like Barbie become a Hooker, If you wanted to be a vet become a Greenpeace activist!!!

Good luck with that!!!

martes, 3 de agosto de 2010

First questions!!!

Question 1
I wanna know if I like a friend of mine
-Amalfi Eguren

Dear Amalfi, I think you already know the answer; not only you DO like your friend but YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH HIM! Don't forget to invite me to the engagement party or the wedding.


Question 2
Please, tell me the world is not going to end in two weeks from now.
-Joma

Dear Joma, of course the world won't end in two weeks; it's going to end in two years from now (years not weeks) exactly on December 21st 2012, probably at 12:12, now the real mystery is if it'll end at 12:12PM or 12:12AM...

Hope you all can sleep better now, keep the questions coming!

Hello!!!

This is my new blog Ask Shaina as you can see :P In this blog you can ask anything you wish to know, doesn't matter how ridiculous it might sound, I promise I will give you a funny, clever but completely senseless answer.

Why ask Shaina?
Cause Google is not enough...
Cause you're bored...
Cause Twitter is over capacity...
Cause books have too many pages...
Cause there are no new updates in Facebook...
Cause there's nothing on TV...
Cause no other Shaina will answer your question like Shaina...
Or simply cause you want to be amused by my answer!!!

To ask questions you can either leave a comment on the blog or send me an email at Ask.Shaina.Blog@gmail.com

Happy asking everyone, peace and love!!!